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Best Arnold Lines From 1987’s The Running Man
With the release of Edgar Wright's The Running Man, I revisited the 1987 Arnold Schwarzenegger-starring original. I used to watch it a ton as a kid circa middle school days in the mid 90s. It's objectively terrible, but it's peak 80s action absurdity and features some incredible on-the-nose one-liners via Schwarzenegger's titular Ben Richards character. Enjoy! View this post on…
Original Director’s Cut of the Love Scene From Titanic (Parody)
We have a frustrating relationship with the great James Cameron, who has created some of the most iconic and consequential movies of all time. And at the same time has yielded opinions that I find not great. But one thing that is great, is his original director's cut of the cargo car sex scene from Titanic. I can't believe JC…
Upcoming Avatar Movies (Parody)
With Avatar: Fire and Ash releasing later this year, it felt like a good time to take a look at James Cameron's roadmap for the upcoming films in the franchise. He is definitely commited to finishing this story - in this life and the next. But he's also s running out of distinct natural ecosystems to be the primary setting!
Stuck in a Cannes Standing Ovation (Parody)
I did this last year with Furiosa. This year is Eddington. I'm simply going to re-post this same bit every year but with updated footage of whatever film recieved the most ridiculous applause from Cannes. Which is honestly hard to parody at this point becuase it's become a parody of itself. But I really enjoyed making this. View this post…
Upcoming Jason Statham Movies (Parody)
This guy really has found a niche of creating an action universe, the titles/titular characters of which center around an unassuming blue collar man of ethics....who also happens to be a highly skilled, cold-blooded killer. Dude is busy but running out of occupations! In any case, I'll be seated seated in 70mm IMAX for 2028's A Simple Host.
